Grandpa Birdie's Shiner

Unofficial Account of the Incident: Grandpa was out celebrating Pearl Harbor Day and got into an altercation with a retired Marine. Someone asked grandpa how the Marine was and he replied that he didn't know he was still in intensive care.

True version - He had a nasty fall in front of Bonnie's house. He has stitches, the black eye, he banged up his hand (better today) and had a big goose-egg above his eye but that too is better today.